1)
"Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
Mast dikhti hai YAR
Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na."
2)
"Boy – Movie dekhne challe ?
Girl – Nahi, Waha tum mujhe touch karoge
Boy – No !
Girl – Mera haath pakdoge
Boy – No
Girl – Mujhe KISS karoge
Boy – No
Girl – To apni behan ko le ja."
3)
"Girl: mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai, But u can call any time.
Boy: kahi fas gayi to.
Girl: don’t worry maine tumhara number, “Low battery” name se save kiya.Tum jab bhi call krte ho. Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai."
4)
"Funny but true
Boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry” .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
Girl starts crying boy says ”sorry”"
5)
"Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes."
6)
"1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format."
FunnyJokes-RomanticJokes-Whatapp-Jokes-Whatsappstatus-Shayri-bollywoodgossip-heart-touch-hearttouching-status-bollywood-gossip-Funny-Jokes-FriendshipShayari-Romantic
"Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
Mast dikhti hai YAR
Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na."
2)
"Boy – Movie dekhne challe ?
Girl – Nahi, Waha tum mujhe touch karoge
Boy – No !
Girl – Mera haath pakdoge
Boy – No
Girl – Mujhe KISS karoge
Boy – No
Girl – To apni behan ko le ja."
3)
"Girl: mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai, But u can call any time.
Boy: kahi fas gayi to.
Girl: don’t worry maine tumhara number, “Low battery” name se save kiya.Tum jab bhi call krte ho. Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai."
4)
"Funny but true
Boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry” .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
Girl starts crying boy says ”sorry”"
5)
"Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes."
6)
"1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format."
FunnyJokes-RomanticJokes-Whatapp-Jokes-Whatsappstatus-Shayri-bollywoodgossip-heart-touch-hearttouching-status-bollywood-gossip-Funny-Jokes-FriendshipShayari-Romantic
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