Boys Vs Girls Jokes Masti

1)
"Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.
Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.
Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.
Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok"


2)

"Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:
“Meri life me naya…
ladka aa gaya hai,
.
Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,
Meri photo wapas bhejwa do”
.
.
.
BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF’s
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
.
.
“Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,
mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:"


3)

"Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life. Without You
Life Is Cloudy. You Are In My Heart Like Rainy
Water For Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is It
Proposal Or Weather Report?"


4)
"Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off )" 


5)
"girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?
boy: I Don’t really Know but I know
when I see you I totally forget the Moon
and when I see the Moon I remember You " 


6)
"Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
When I Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
Boy: I Close My Eyes And Sleep"



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