1) Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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2) Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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3) Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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4) The real estate agent says, "I have a good, cheap apartment for you."
The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."
The man replys, "By the week or by the month?"
The agent answers, "By the garbage dump.."
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5) Cockroach Story
Two Cockroaches Were Admitted In The I.C.U. First Cockroach: "Did Someone Beat You Badly?" Second Cockroach: "No Brother, A Beautiful Girl Saw M
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